White Chocolate

Twenty20... the Short Form of Cricket Currently Taking Centre Stage in India... Unlike Test Cricket Where Scores Advance at a Snails Race... Twenty20 is Fast & Furious... Blink & You Risk Missing a Handful of Powerfully Hit 4's & 6's.

Each Time the Ball Crosses the Boundary Ropes... White Female Cheerleaders Hired From Around the World & Dotted Around the Ground, Shake Their Pom-Poms & Dance Ferociously to Loud Music Whilst Clad Only in Microscopic Skirts & Low Cut Tops... & All This as Desperate Indian Men Salivate in the Background.

Organisers Say the 'Girls Add Glamour' to the Game but Judging by the Lack of Indian Women on Show (& India Being Famous for Dance, Beauty Pageant Winners & Glamour)... I Believe the Organisers to Be Hypocrites Who in Reality See Such Performances as Being Too Vulgar & Obscene for Indian Women. But Maybe I'm Wrong & They Still Have the Old Indian Complex of 'the Whiter the Better'!