Burglaries & Knife Crime Have Increased by 4% & 18% Respectively. Alcohol & Drugs Are Major Contributors. Where Are the Police You Say? Take a Wild Guess... YES, an A&E Department Near You!
Today At Work, (A&E) Twelve Police Officers Were Needed To Restrain an Entire Army of ONE Person. Admittedly He Was as High as a Kite (on Drugs) & as Drunk as a Lord (on... What do You Think, Alcohol of Course!), but Surely a Couple Would Have Sufficed. Granted He Was a Baseball Hurling Maniac & I Didn't Much Fancy Treating Him but I Say Again, Surely a Couple Would Have Sufficed.
Maybe They Should Share Tips With Their Pakstar Colleagues of Whom a Single Police Officer Grasping a Magic Wand (That's a Crowbar Dummy) Would Have Been More Than Enough To Keep the Man in Order. This Method Would Free Up Tens of Officers To Do What We Want Them To Do; Police the Streets (Unfortunately That Includes Bribes & Encounters for Our Pakstars)... Speaking of Crowbars, Where's Mine?
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