Pearls of an Oyster

Octopussy

Perhaps You're Wondering Why I'm Writing About the Thirteenth James Bond Movie...

For Your Information I'm Not!

I'm Just Illustrating (in More Ways Than One), a Story I Read About a Woman Who Gave Birth To Octuplets.

...& Yes She Was Ethnic (So Make Them Babies Brown!)

 

  

 

Police Story

Burglaries & Knife Crime Have Increased by 4% & 18% Respectively. Alcohol & Drugs Are Major Contributors. Where Are the Police You Say? Take a Wild Guess... YES, an A&E Department Near You!

Today At Work, (A&E) Twelve Police Officers Were Needed To Restrain an Entire Army of ONE Person. Admittedly He Was as High as a Kite (on Drugs) & as Drunk as a Lord (on... What do You Think, Alcohol of Course!), but Surely a Couple Would Have Sufficed. Granted He Was a Baseball Hurling Maniac & I Didn't Much Fancy Treating Him but I Say Again, Surely a Couple Would Have Sufficed.

Maybe They Should Share Tips With Their Pakstar Colleagues of Whom a Single Police Officer Grasping a Magic Wand (That's a Crowbar Dummy) Would Have Been More Than Enough To Keep the Man in Order. This Method Would Free Up Tens of Officers  To Do What We Want Them To Do; Police the Streets (Unfortunately That Includes Bribes & Encounters for Our Pakstars)... Speaking of Crowbars, Where's Mine?

Another Beginning

Hey, Long Time No Write...

Well What Can I Say... Married Life Has Kept Me Busy (lol)...

However My New Years Resolution is To Return To My Literate Ways & Continue Being the Scribe I Once Was (lol)...

So Here Goes... Happy New Year!!! (No I'm Not Late; I'm 2 Days Early [Wink])