Pearls of an Oyster

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Fat Chance

Doctors Are Calling for a Tax on Chocolate To Tackle the Problem of Obesity... I'm Surprised...

(Why?...) Because at My Surgery Patients Will Blame Everything But Chocolate for Their Excess Weight. P.S. I love Chocolate (& I'm Slim*) & am Sick of Being Penalised for Other Peoples Lack of Disclipine! What Next? Health Warnings & Pictures of Obese People on Wrappers (as With Cigarettes)! Grow Up (no Pun Intended... Grow = Body Size lol).

NB = Obese = BMI over 30

   

Sex Ed

Did You Have Any Formal Sex Education at School?

Unlike Today (Where Kids Are Taught At Primary School), My Generation Didn't Get Any Teaching About the 'Birds & the Bees' Until... We Hit the Geriatric Stage!

Yup We Missed Out All Together! We Can Thank Our Parents for That! They Must Have Thought We Knew About it Already (Hence Their Calls for Extra Maths & Science Instead!).

Home Schooling for the Subject Was a No No. So God Knows Where They Thought We Learnt it From?

Pica

Pica = an Abnormal Appetite or Craving for Non Food Substances, e.g. Chalk or Clay.

I Was THIS Close To Joining in!

I Promise Never To Miss Breakfast or Leave Home Without Any Money, Ever Again!