Pearls of an Oyster

Exams

 

I'm Sick & Tired of Exams... Especially the Ones You Turn Up Late Too!!!

Flu

First it was Mad Cow Disease, Then (the) SARS Virus, then Bird Flu & Now Swine Flu!

If I See One More Patient Who Thinks Their Infected With the 'Whatever's on TV Virus'...  I'll Give Them a Flu To Be Worried About... 'Made in Pakiland'... Specially Produced at the Bottom of a Village Swimming Pool (aka the Village Sewage Collection)...