Pearls of an Oyster

Returned Call II - Advanced Features

  Leading on From My Last Post...

Why Stop at Phone Calls...

"Our Endoscope is Broken, But Luckily Nurse has Her Mobile Phone Camera... it's Quite Small" 

P.S. If Your Phone Rings in My Room... I'll Make Sure the Charger Goes in Too!!!

Returned Call

You Wouldn't Believe the Number of Times I've Sat Down To Listen To Patients Concerns, Only for Their Phones Go Off ! & What's With the Dance Music (Ringtones), all Cheerful & Energetic! I Mean Last I Checked My Patients Are all Depressed & Obese. The Irony is Killing Me! To Make Matters Worse They Always Answer, Have a Lengthy Chat & Then Apologise!

I Want To Pull My Hair Out!

Well Now I've Decided...

If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em!

Addiction

I Haven't Done Any Definitions For a While Now,
So Here Goes...

Craving = To Desire Eagerly, To Long For, To Want Greatly, To Require, To Beg or Plead for...

No! That's Not Me Addicted To My Laptop...
That's Me Trying To Work Whilst Withdrawing!

I'm Not Sure What's Going on With the Left Eye Though! 

All Eyes on Me