''Common Things Are Common..."
"... & the Commonest Cause of Pain in the Neck in Someone Like You is Either Arthritis or an Aching Muscle..."
"... What Are You Thinking?..."
"Actually Doctor, The Commonest Cause of Pain in the Neck... a HUSBAND!"
-> "Yes I Suppose I Can Learn To Live With the Pain in My Foot. After all, I've Been Living with a Pain in the Neck for Years!"
I'll Show 'House'... 70 Year Old Female... Hears Music Every Night From 1am To 7am... Let Me See... Her Daughter Can't Hear it... The Council Failed To Record it... Now She Wants Me To Visit at 2am To Confirm it!... Oh & She Expects Me To Apologise for Not Believing Her!
a) It Could Be an Ear Pr... NO! ENT Have Ruled That Out! b) It Could Be a Brain Tu... NO! There's No Focal Neurological Deficit! (But Go Request a Brain Scan To Satisfy Your Curiousity) c) She Could Be Telling the Tru... NO! People Lie! d) It Could Be a Psy.... YES! Finally... Where's My Vicodin?
No Apologies Then... Sing Hallelujah)!
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