Pearls of an Oyster

Will The Real Cheryl Cole Please Stand Up

Press 'N' for 'Next' & a Few Seconds Later an Eager Patient Should Barge Through My Door... Now That's How it's Supposed To Work... However... The System Was Down Today!

I Hate Making the 10 Yard Walk into the Waiting Room! Peering Around the Corner & Calling Out One Lucky Name From the Wishful Crowd; Their Hopeful Gazes Turning To Ice Cold Stares. Yet Today I Was Quite Excited! Not Because I Was Expecting the Real Cheryl Cole... But Because I Couldn't Wait To See Their Faces When I Called Out Her Name lol  

I Couldn't Help But Chuckle When My 67 Year Old Cheryl Cole Turned To Look at Them All & Said 'Well I Came First' lol.

Sky High

A Hijabi (Patient) on Concluding Our Consultation Nervously Told Me 'I Looked Religious'... or at Least Hoped as Much... 

She Went on To Ask Me If Smoking Cannabis Was Halal or Haram. Her Reasons for Smoking it... Pain? Depression? Apathy? Habitual? All of the Above?

After Stressing the Obvious 'Not To Judge a Book by its Cover' & Pointing Out That My Beard Did Not Make Me a Scholar... I Gave Her My Honest Opinion...

What Did I Tell Her I Hear You Asking...