Am I Losing Touch With the Common Man (& Woman)?
I'm Sat on a Train (For Only the Third Time in Five Years). I've Only Been Travelling for Fifteen Minutes & I Feel Like I'm Being Swallowed Alive.
There's Two Asian Girls To My Left. It's Not That I'm Eaves Dropping But They're Doing a Good Job Telling Everybody Their Business, & it's Boring. Shouldn't Their Daddies Be Picking Them Up Anyway?
There's a Dog on the Seat in Front of Me. I'm Trying To Stare it Out But I'm Half Expecting it To Pounce on Me & Use it's Wet Tongue. Why Do They Let Dogs on To Trains?
There's a Group of Guys Sat Behind Me Doing a Good Job of Shouting in My Ear. Goodness Knows What They're Saying But it's Foreign, & Before You Say it, No They're Not Speaking in English.
Please Spit Me Out! Now! I'll Walk.
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